PART 5
Shan-Yu : What do you see?
Hun Strong Man : Black pine, from the high mountains.
Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.
Long Hair Hun Man : Sulfur, from cannons.
Shan-Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Army's waiting for us.
Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.
Shan-Yu : No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. Weshould return it to her.
Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?
Mulan : Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
Mushu : So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that corn chip's smell.
Mulan : Ahhhhhhh.
Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, that's enough. Now, c'mon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff .
Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.
Mushu: Yeah, yeah, stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. Humph, hygiene.
Cri-Kee : Chirp, Chirp.
Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First!
Mushu : Ah. We're doomed! There a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!
Yao : Hey, Ping.
Mulan : Oh hi guys, I didn't know you were *here*. I was just washing, so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye, bye.
Ling : Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. Hi, I'm Ling!
Mulan : Heh, heh.
Chien-Po : And I'm Chien-Po.
Mulan : Hello Chien-Po.
Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.
Ling : Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I could take you.
Mulan : I really don't want to take him anywhere.
Ling : Ping, we have to fight!
Mulan: No we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around.
Ling: C'mon don't be such a g--Ouch! Something bit me.
Mushu : What a nasty flavor.
Ling : Snake!
Chien-Po : Snake, snake.
Ling: Some king of the rock!
Mulan: Boy, that was close.
Mushu : No, that was vile! You owe me big!
Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again.
Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting any more butts.
Chi Fu : You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.
Shang: They completed their training.
Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.
Mushu : Oh no you don't. I've worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. This guy's messing with myplan.
Shang : We're not finished.
Chi Fu : Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's council. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.
Mulan : Hey, I'll hold him and you punch, heh, heh... or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain.
Mushu : I saw that!
Mulan : What?
Mushu : You like him don't you?
Mulan: No, I--
Mushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, go to your tent. I think it's time we took this war into our own hands .
Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what you've got. From General Li, dear son, we're waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif you'd come and back us up. That's great except you forgot, "and since we're all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldn'tmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about? That's better, much better. Okay, Let's go.
Mushu: Khan-ie baby, hey, we need a ride.
Chi Fu : Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Mushu : Urgent news from the general! What's the matter, you've neverseen a 'black and white' before?
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? We're in a war man! There's no time for stupid questions. I should have yourhat for that, snatch it right off of your head . But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you.
Chi Fu : Captain. Urgent news from the General. We're neededat the front.
Mushu : Pack your bags Cri-Kee, we're movin' out.
Army Chorus :For a long time we've been marching off to battle
Yao : In a thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle
Cow : Moo
Army Chorus :Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Ling :Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for
Mulan : Huh?
Ling :That's what I said, a girl worth fighting for
I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
Yao :My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
Chien-Po :I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on what she cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken...
All Three:Mmm...
Yao :Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
Ling :And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor
Army Chorus :You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for!
Yao :My girl will think I have no faults
Chien-Po:That I'm a major find
Mulan : Uh, How about a girl who's got a brain, Who always speaks her mind?
Ling, Yao and Chien-Po : Nah!
Ling :My manly ways and turns of phrase are sure to thrill her
Yao :He thinks he's such a lady-killer!
Chi Fu:I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.
Yao :Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother!
Army Men :But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door!
Ling :What do we want?
Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!
Ling:Wish that I had
Army Chorus :A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) A girl worth fighting--
